don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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