He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Are my feet made of real feet?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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