Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
you had me at cake vodka
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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