a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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