i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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