Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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