do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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