Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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