oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
