Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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