i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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