I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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