and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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