when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
wanna go halves on a baby?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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