You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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