No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Randomize
