Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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