I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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