i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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