have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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