when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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