the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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