I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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