Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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