So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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