at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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