i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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