There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I need help removing her.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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