What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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