found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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