My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I look better un-naked...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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