just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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