...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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