We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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