Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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