dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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