do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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