I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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