its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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