It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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