Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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