My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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