what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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