So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Never underestimate the power of titties
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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