i jhust puked up my retainher.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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