I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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