You just made me feel so damn special
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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