It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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