i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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