There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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