And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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