I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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