Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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