Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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